I Hope Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum came to Cornell University yesterday. I shook his hand and let him know how I really feel about him.

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I bet Barack Obama always texts back.

I hope Rick Santorum has some big gross thing stuck in his teeth and nobody tells him all day.

I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.

I bet Barack Obama invented nutella.

I hope Rick Santorum reveals that he listens to Rage Against the Machine only for its members to say that he’s part of the machine they rage against.

I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.

I bet Barack Obama knows Victoria’s secret.

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I hope Rick Santorum is asked to speak at the Republican National Convention and loses Romney the entire Independent vote.

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I hope Mitt Romney loses the $10,000 bet he made with Rick Perry.