I hope Rick Santorum starts playing RuneScape and meets someone who says they can help him on a quest, but really ends up leading him into the Wilderness to kill him and take his gp.
I Hope Rick Santorum is a Rick Santorum-themed comedy blog where users submit posts involving minor inconveniences ranging from hoping he "gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because heβs unconstitutional" to "stepping on a lego, barefoot."