I hope Rick Santorum is asked to speak at the Republican National Convention and loses Romney the entire Independent vote.

I hope Rick Santorum went along with Curiosity in Mars - and stays there.

I hope Rick Santorum is eating at Chick-fil-A and gets that weird part of the chicken and bites down on the cartilage.

Do your worst tumblr

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum watches 9 parts of a really good movie on youtube and then realizes that youtube removed part 10.

i hope rick santorum spends $5 to pin a post to his followers dashboard, just for it to be ignored.

ihopericksantorum:

I puked on the pizza

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum turns off his Animal Crossing game without saving.

I hope Rick Santorum stubs his toe and when his wife asks “Are you okay?” he yells at her because the pain is unbearable and she becomes mildly distant for the next half hour.

If you think he sucks, that’s fine, but Romney isn’t any better and this isn’t time for on the job training. Also if anything, the fact that Santorum doesn’t know when to gtfo and stfu, he’s probably going to push Romney more towards the conservative side… and we all know what happens then. Good luck and have fun appealing to an irrelevant demographic. Either way, wait till the debates as well and Obama will run circles around Romney.

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Mission Tumblr-Bomb-Santorum’s-Campaign-Page is, so far, a success.

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Scoll down, vote Very favorable.

I hope Rick Santorum forgets to double tap.

I hope that for the next week Rick Santorum keeps getting in awkward and hard to explain situations and is always saying “This isn’t what it looks like,” and then it haunts him, for the rest of his life because his friends joke about it.