I puked on the pizza
I hope Rick Santorum gives a bunch of good reasons for suspending his campaign, but it’s secretly because he’s seen all the “I Hope Rick Santorum” posts
This morning, after staying up rather late last night, I found myself being rudely awakened by what could probably be considered the most irritating alarm clock ever. In my confused, annoyed, half-conscious state, I found myself thinking, “If Rick Santorum were an alarm clock, this is what he would sound like.”
