Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a “serious candidate” running to be president of the United States of America. God help us all.
What would you do if you were president?
Think critically about the issues.
Would you decriminalize drugs?
Legalize prostitution?
What about gun control?
Would you build an electric fence around the border?
Stance on abortion?
Who would be your VP and why?
Would you continue to aid Israel?
Would you allow a fair trial to terrorists?
Tax plan?
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I hope Rick Santorum gives a bunch of good reasons for suspending his campaign, but it’s secretly because he’s seen all the “I Hope Rick Santorum” posts
Words by Rick Santorum. Arranged by Cobalt
Copyright 2012
An everyday word, or so it seems
When looking it up, I start to scream
The embodiment of taking things to the extreme
It’s relatively harmless, or so it seems
A combination of things that are stunning
A synonym that leaves people punning
The thing and definition is well worth shunning
Look out, everyone: Santorum is running!
Let’s do away with those dirty stupid whores and contraceptives
The gays should go to hell for being wrong and so infective
So please excuse my views because I tend to seem deceptive
Some people say I’m narrow but that’s all about perspective
Singin’
Ol’ Santorum well he’s back and at it again
Because
Ol’ Santorum doesn’t know the meaning of when
Yes and
Ol’ Santorum has a tendency to offend
But it’s
Okay ‘cause he’s a Christian American, amen
The separation of church and state makes me sick in my chest
I may look kinda dorky when I wear my stupid sweater vest
My smile makes children cry and though I am a little geeky
At least I’m not a mormon, ‘cause that Romney guy is freaky!
Chorus
I loved how those Arabs killed Kaddafi
My main concern with him was his stash of pornography
College makes you liberal and snobby
Some describe my qualities as Frothy
Fecal matter and lube is what I am though I resist
There’s no such thing as class divide but the ninety-nine persist
If you thought about gay sex as much as I do, you’d be pissed
The non-whites have a say but I don’t know why they exist
Chorus
Yes, it’s okay
If you’re a hetero rich white male Christian American, amen!
