I Hope Rick Santorum

I hope Rick Santorum plays MW3 and the FMG9 is the only gun he knows how to use and he tries to use it it in a private match, but the host restricts that weapon so he uses default classes and sucks more than he did at first.

I hope Rick Santorum is playing MW3 and his care package lands just out of reach on the other side of the fence.

I hope Rick Santorum accepts the invite to Modern Warfare 3 and it only takes him to the main menu.

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I Hope Rick Santorum is a Rick Santorum-themed comedy blog where users submit posts involving minor inconveniences ranging from hoping he "gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional" to "stepping on a lego, barefoot."

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