I hope Rick Santorum’s older brother says that he’s going to take him to moon and then he goes and gets his coat and shoes and his older brother turns out to not be able to take him to the moon.
I Hope Rick Santorum is a Rick Santorum-themed comedy blog where users submit posts involving minor inconveniences ranging from hoping he "gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because heβs unconstitutional" to "stepping on a lego, barefoot."