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Hi, I’m Chris, I’m 20 years old and I currently reside in Northeast Pennsylvania. As you can see, I was born with quite a birth defect; I have a plastic bag for a head. Doctors said my chances of seeing pass the age of two were gone in the wind. They were mind blown when they saw that I had made it so far. I’m a “miracle,” my mother tells me, and I reckon she’s right. Children at school used to torment me all the time by ridiculing me, calling me harsh names like “baggot” and the list just goes on and on. I remember a time when I went grocery shopping and the cashier asked me, “paper or plastic?” I cried. Please help raise awareness by reblogging this. It would mean more than the world to me. Thank-you.
i died with the paper or plastic thing
Baggot. Go back to the grocery store where you belong. People like you shouldn’t be allowed to get married. It says in the Bible that bags are the source of all evil.
Words by Rick Santorum. Arranged by Cobalt
An everyday word, or so it seems
When looking it up, I start to scream
The embodiment of taking things to the extreme
It’s relatively harmless, or so it seems
A combination of things that are stunning
A synonym that leaves people punning
The thing and definition is well worth shunning
Look out, everyone: Santorum is running!
Let’s do away with those dirty stupid whores and contraceptives
The gays should go to hell for being wrong and so infective
So please excuse my views because I tend to seem deceptive
Some people say I’m narrow but that’s all about perspective
Ol’ Santorum well he’s back and at it again
Ol’ Santorum doesn’t know the meaning of when
Ol’ Santorum has a tendency to offend
Okay ‘cause he’s a Christian American, amen
The separation of church and state makes me sick in my chest
I may look kinda dorky when I wear my stupid sweater vest
My smile makes children cry and though I am a little geeky
At least I’m not a mormon, ‘cause that Romney guy is freaky!
I loved how those Arabs killed Kaddafi
My main concern with him was his stash of pornography
College makes you liberal and snobby
Some describe my qualities as Frothy
Fecal matter and lube is what I am though I resist
There’s no such thing as class divide but the ninety-nine persist
If you thought about gay sex as much as I do, you’d be pissed
The non-whites have a say but I don’t know why they exist
Yes, it’s okay
If you’re a hetero rich white male Christian American, amen!
I hope that on April 1st Rick Santorum announces that his entire campaign was just a big joke and that everyone got fooled and we’ll all have a nice laugh about the whole thing and forget that he was ever seriously considered as a candidate.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to drink a Capri Sun, but when he pokes the straw in, it goes through the other side.
Yeah, it’s kind of fucking creepy.
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.