Rick Santorum came to Cornell University yesterday. I shook his hand and let him know how I really feel about him.

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I hope Rick Santorum has some big gross thing stuck in his teeth and nobody tells him all day.

I hope Rick Santorum reveals that he listens to Rage Against the Machine only for its members to say that he’s part of the machine they rage against.

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I hope Rick Santorum is asked to speak at the Republican National Convention and loses Romney the entire Independent vote.

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I hope Rick Santorum has no one to teach him how to Dougie.

I hope Rick Santorum orders a wig for his cosplay way in advance, but it still doesn’t arrive in time for his con.

I hope Rick Santorum has Dish Network so he can’t watch Mob Week on AMC. 

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I hope Rick Santorum goes to make a sandwich for a midnight snack, only to find that he is out of bread.

I hope Rick Santorum’s internet isn’t fast enough to stream the Olympics live, so he has to wait until the evening to watch the events, but his friends on facebook spoiled that Ryan Lochte won and Michael Phelps didn’t win a medal

i hope rick santorum missed Ryan Lochte’s gold medal swim so he doesn’t get to talk about how amazing it was.

I hope Rick Santorum gets a tiny piece of tissue stuck in his eye after trying to remove eyeliner.