I hope Rick Santorum watches 9 parts of a really good movie on youtube and then realizes that youtube removed part 10.
I hope Rick Santorum makes a milkshake and no boys come to his yard.
I hope Rick Santorum turns off his Animal Crossing game without saving.
i hope rick santorum’s teacher is like drake’s teacher to rick santorum
I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional
I hope Chip Skylark writes a song about Rick Santorum called ‘Icky Ricky’
I hope Rick Santorum is portrayed on South Park as an overly flamboyant homosexual who’s trying to hide the fact that he’s a homosexual.
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.