I Hope Rick Santorum

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum watches 9 parts of a really good movie on youtube and then realizes that youtube removed part 10.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum makes a milkshake and no boys come to his yard.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum turns off his Animal Crossing game without saving.

ihopericksantorum:

i hope rick santorum’s teacher is like drake’s teacher to rick santorum

Anonymous asked: Who runs this blog?

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Chip Skylark writes a song about Rick Santorum called ‘Icky Ricky’

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

It doesn’t get any better than this.

Zach Braff keeps it real

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum is portrayed on South Park as an overly flamboyant homosexual who’s trying to hide the fact that he’s a homosexual.

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.

Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.