I hope Rick Santorum goes to the window but doesn’t quite make it to the wall.

I hope Lord Farquad fills Rick Santorum’s swamp with fairytale creatures.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum makes a milkshake and no boys come to his yard.

I hope Rick Santorum wants to ask someone to the Yule ball,  but they’re already going with Cedric Digory. 

ihopericksantorum:

You can take my civil liberties, but my porn? NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR RICK!

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional

Two men interrupted a Rick Santorum event in Illinois with a same-sex kiss, and were promptly ejected by security when the crowd turned on them.

The duo would would not reveal whether they were gay to reporter Savannah Ziegelbauer, emphasizing Santorum’s oft-divisive gay-rights policy, not their sexuality, as the important issue. ““I don’t think the message should be about what my sexuality is,” Tross said. “It’s the message that he’s saying about sexuality that matters.”

celinedestar:

Icky Ricky (Parody of Icky Vicky from The Fairly Odd Parents)

With some lyrics from this post.

R-I-CKY

The sound of his name makes the democrats cry (AHHHHHHH)

Hey ricky you’re so so icky

Just the thought of you as Prez  makes me oh so sicky

Hey ricky won’t you please explain why

you get so much enjoyment out of causing us pain

(OH OH OH!)

Santorum’s just a jerk

Against gays and controll birth

He’s a presidential nightmare

For what it’s worth

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Hey ricky, let me tell you true

If we ever get the bad luck to be stuck with you

We’ll change our countries around the spring

‘Cause It’s your super total yuckiness

that makes us wanna sing

Icky ricky (oooh oooh)

Icky ricky (oooh oooh)

Icky Ricky!

I love you. You win the internet for today.

I hope Chip Skylark writes a song about Rick Santorum called ‘Icky Ricky’

tattooposer:

this is really going to hurt him in the erection.