I hope Rick Santorum gets his ringtone changed to the Unsolved Mysteries theme whenever he isn’t looking, so whenever his phone rings next he’s afraid to answer it.
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I Hope Rick Santorum is a Rick Santorum-themed comedy blog where users submit posts involving minor inconveniences ranging from hoping he "gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional" to "stepping on a lego, barefoot."
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