I Hope Rick Santorum

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Santorum Cat

For people who are confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeaA8nkiWdk

I should point out that I didn’t do this because the n-word is funny to me - just to laugh at Santorum’s awful shenanigans.

Made using the EXS24 Sampler in Logic Pro 9 and a shitty bass synth. I might re-do this so that the lower “nig”s aren’t made to be longer than the original sample.

I hope Rick Santorum has a cat whose favourite place to lay is on his keyboard.

I hope Rick Santorum has a really long bad day, so he goes to cuddle his cat for comfort but it keeps wriggling out of his arms.

I hope Rick Santorum’s favorite sweater vest unravels… and his cat steals the yarn.

I hope Rick Santorum is wearing his best black clothing when a white cat rubs up against him.

I hope Rick Santorum goes to pet a really cute cat, and the cat starts to come over, then the cat sits down while Rick is just calling and calling it, and the cat walks away.