I Hope Rick Santorum

Back in the 2008 debate Obama promised to take out Osama Bin Laden. Remember that.

I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.

I bet Barack Obama invented nutella.

I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.

I bet Barack Obama knows Victoria’s secret.

I bet Barack Obama knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.