Would you rather have your face eaten off by a zombie or have Rick Santorum as president?
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williamwozzeck answered:
zombies and I’m not even in the US
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staminarune answered:
totes face eaten. I’d rather be a happy meal.
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the-united-states-of-hannah answered:
zombie face eating, 100%
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whatiwouldnotgive answered:
Zombie face eating.
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abchelsea reblogged this from ihopericksantorum
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disorderedsam answered:
gotta go w/ the zombie
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sabrinagrimm answered:
At least zombies are quick
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pckelly answered:
Ill probably die either way, so does it matter?
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derangedlychan answered:
I hope those zombies are hungry
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maycontaineggs answered:
Depends; can I move out of the country if Santorum is president? Otherwise, I’ll take the zombie attack.
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help-im-a-werehipster answered:
I’m more likely to survive if I have my face eaten off by a zombie.
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youcantkillallofus answered:
I can solve both problems with a gun
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criesasmuchasshelaughs answered:
zombie without a doubt
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royanight answered:
Honey, please, Justin Bieber would make a better president than Rick Santorum.
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tsarbucks answered:
ZOMBIE.
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awetterversionoftheskies reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
zombie. it’d be quicker and less painful
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awetterversionoftheskies answered:
zombie. it’d be quicker and less painful
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lordsalamander answered:
Neither, I’d come up with an alternative. (;
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peachstateofmind answered:
zombie, zombie, zombie bie bie
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tealeavesandsimplethings answered:
Face eaten off by zombies in a heartbeat.
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windferret reblogged this from caseythesalamancer
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grantaires-bottle answered:
to quote Eddie Izzard: “I’ll have the chicken”
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digidiskette answered:
President Santorum. At least that deformity will heal after four years.
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bostonwithoutther answered:
Zombie! For the love of everything, I opt for Zombie!
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ineffableidjits answered:
zombie. definitely zombie.
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rainglobule answered:
zombies. oh yeah, zombies, definitely.
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mirandatheshadowqueen answered:
ZOMBIE
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shekeepsherloveaway answered:
Zombies.
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hush4 answered:
Rick Santorum as president. But only if the zombie eats his face off and all of America gets to watch.
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hope-and-a-future answered:
zombie
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meerkatmonster answered:
lmaooo
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whatisfriend answered:
face eaten offffffff
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zombified-moon-spartan answered:
zombie
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evang112 reblogged this from ihopericksantorum
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funrussell answered:
Well, if Santorum was president, I’d just move to Canada. I’m sure of that.
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zachariescatmask answered:
Rick Santorum, because we could just assassinate him.
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planetarygay answered:
zombie
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spicycuzza answered:
The responses are golden LOL I’d go Zombie but I live in Canada :D
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centen answered:
Zombie.
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usurper-king answered:
Face eaten by zombie. Because Rick wouldn’t allow me and Zach to be married.
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browncoatfromtheshire answered:
zombie. At least that way I’ll know that I’m the only one screwed.
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kristanista answered:
Face eaten off by a zombie :p
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weareallhomos answered:
Rick Santorum, sorry. I’ll just move to Canada.
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jakeland answered:
Zombies
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emilythebando answered:
Actually, zombie.
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