I Hope Rick Santorum

I hope Rick Santorum takes his bagel out of the toaster but it’s so hot that when he tries to put cream cheese on it, none of the cream cheese stays on.

Posted 1 year ago
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    I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Stupid hot bagel…
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