I Hope Rick Santorum
What would you do if you were president?

Think critically about the issues.

Would you decriminalize drugs?
Legalize prostitution?
What about gun control?
Would you build an electric fence around the border?
Stance on abortion?
Who would be your VP and why?
Would you continue to aid Israel?
Would you allow a fair trial to terrorists?
Tax plan?

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  1. thepajmahal reblogged this from ihopericksantorum
  2. basedrubby answered: 1. Some, yes.
  3. huey-love answered: Fuck shit up
  4. avenue-shopping answered: I would put a stop to outsourcing.
  5. genuinesin answered: You should let me be your VP, Carson :)
  6. musings-of-a-hairdresser answered: Decriminalize pot + prostitution but controlled like alcohol is. Same rules on guns. Yes, electric fence. Yes on abortion.
  7. milliontozeroinasecond answered: burn shit, kill people, and fuck school
  8. meander-at-sea reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    Decriminalize marijuana, not any others. Probably not legalize prostitution; gun control should be high, they’re used to...
  9. colossus-titan answered: I would make bullying illegal and then put Rick Santorum in a fight to the death with the strongest person in existance.
  10. haylznoel answered: Legalization of prostitution. If it’s regulated, we can police the crimes associated. Plus- good for the economy!
  11. filia-lunaris answered: Marijuana, coccaine, LSD, and psilocybin mushrooms would all be legalized and taxed. And so would abortion.
  12. awesomenessispossible answered: I don’t know what I’d do about a tax plan, because I don’t know squat about economics. The good news is, politicians don’t, either.
  13. leaodarosa answered: Yes.
  14. neonbows answered: yes, no, guns would be illegal anyone found with one would be deported, no if people wanna work they
  15. monroeing reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    my answers are in italic
  16. flairebear answered: No.
  17. littlemisslucifer answered: I would increase taxes, reduce military spending, and use those taxes to perform protection for gsm, POC and disabled peeps. Also the poor.
  18. thearmedgentleman answered: 1. Legalize.
  19. slowmotioncitrus answered: Marijuana, yes, no guns, absolutely not, pro-choice, Dave Barry, as soon as they’re out of the West Bank, definitely, tax the rich more.
  20. iamdreambeing answered: Would you decriminalize drugs? Legalize prostitution? What about gun control? Would you build an electric fence around the border? Stance on
  21. ssraistlin answered: Allocate some more funding towards education, which should be one of the most important issues in this nation
  22. feelingkindawoozy reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    marijuana = legalized and taxed, just like cigarettes prostitution = legalized too, because sex workers deserve the...
  23. captaingramicus answered: I think its funny that people think that the president can do any of these things
  24. ravenpaw reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    I’m curious dudes, tell me. If you want to know my answers: 1. somewhat 2. yes 3. i think it’s fine as is, if anything...
  25. evang112 reblogged this from ihopericksantorum
  26. forthedeafandthemute answered: Yes, yes, people need guns but the laws need revising, nope, abort everything, Richard Pryor’s ghost because I said so, no, sure, tas rich
  27. shertrek answered: legalize same sex marriage in all states.
  28. allofthesexy answered: Legalize all drugs and prostitution. Guns are available to the sane (test) No fence, prowoman’schoice, don’t know, advantageously, yes, equal
  29. merpmerp reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    Or tell me. Because I legitimately want to know. I like knowing things.
  30. captainalice answered: I would legalize gay marriage nationwide
  31. meanwhileinderriese reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    I wouldn’t allow prostitution to be legal still. Also, drugs should still be illegal (unless certain ones are perscribed...
  32. textbooklesbianism answered: decriminalise certain drugs. legalize prostitution. definite gun control maybe electric fence. pro choice. brand new one. yes. yes. earnings
  33. dougglepuff answered: Decriminalize marijuana. Abortion is woman’s choice
  34. kafryn answered: Decriminalize. Undecided. Current gun restrictions. No elec fence. Outlaw abortion. Cut some aid from all countries. Yes to trial. Low taxes
  35. machete-and-speedballs answered: yep, yep, yep, nope, woman’s right to choose, Kucinich, nope, yep, progressive
  36. agirlwithsubstance answered: Yes.
  37. nipples-the-enchilada answered: dildos. dildos everywhere
  38. chrisoftheomniverse reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    Severely limit the power of the FCC, along with whatever’s running the self-esteem movement. Make combat training...
  39. slprettyinpink answered: Legalize Marijuana. It’s not a real drug :/
  40. whosafraidofrashidajones reblogged this from ihopericksantorum
  41. thehair-notentertained reblogged this from ihopericksantorum and added:
    Decriminalize drugs? Obviously. Legalize prostitution? Yes (but for the prostitutes, not the pimps). Gun control? I...