I Hope Rick Santorum

This morning, after staying up rather late last night, I found myself being rudely awakened by what could probably be considered the most irritating alarm clock ever. In my confused, annoyed, half-conscious state, I found myself thinking, “If Rick Santorum were an alarm clock, this is what he would sound like.”

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