June 2012
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did you know that karaoke means “empty orchestra” in Japanese? even if you hate my blog, you can unfollow it and say, “hey i at least learned something.”
I hope Rick Santorum just finishes training his Rhyperior and all of a sudden the game freezes before he could save.
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I hope Rick Santorum finds an amazing fic on Ao3 but gets Error 502 just before the best chapter and it doesn’t go away no matter how many times he refreshes it.
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I hope Rick Santorum had a somewhat large collection of fedoras before it became cool to hate them, and now he feels like he can’t wear any of them anymore.
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WatchGuy beats man caught sexually abusing his 4 year old daughter and no one in Texas wants to charge him. Should he be charged? What are your thoughts?
I hope Rick Santorum orders a double cheeseburger at Wendy’s and the cashier only gives him a single.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to get his nails done, but moves before they’re dried and he messes them up. Then, he has to awkwardly go back and have the manicurist fix it.
I hope Rick Santorum submits his own “I hope Rick Santorum” and it gets 10k notes on it.
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Thomas Jefferson: Constitution Hater and President
historical-nonfiction:
Thomas Jefferson was not happy with the Constitution, which was created while he was serving as a diplomat in France. He wrote to a friend “There are very good articles in it: & very bad. I do not know which preponderate.” He later elaborated, “what I do not like…[is] the omission of a bill of rights.” More disturbing was “the abandonment in every instance of the...
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I hope the password for Rick Santorum’s LinkedIn account was compromised.
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I hope Rick Santorum uses his last hint coin on a hint that tells him to “look at it from another angle.”
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I hope Rick Santorum is trying out for the part of Sharpay in his schools rendition of “High School Musical”, and tells everyone that he looks just like her but no one else sees it.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally clicks the [x] button to close Google Chrome and he thinks it’s not going to close but it does. And he doesn’t have it set so it will save his tabs but he has it set to delete his history every time he closes it.
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I hope Rick Santorum backs into an SUV that belongs to a lawyer who’s trying to sell it.
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i hope rick santorum gets his period in an exam and has to explain to his male teacher that he’s having “girl problems”
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I hope Rick Santorum gets kicked out of every raid in World of Warcraft just for being a huntard.
Anonymous asked: The cutest thing about this blog is that you know that most of these weirdly specific little things just happened to some poor soul and they just had to wish their pain on Rick Santorum.
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