June 2012
259 posts
I hope Rick Santorum orders a double cheeseburger at Wendy’s and the cashier only gives him a single.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to get his nails done, but moves before they’re dried and he messes them up. Then, he has to awkwardly go back and have the manicurist fix it.
I hope Rick Santorum submits his own “I hope Rick Santorum” and it gets 10k notes on it.
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Thomas Jefferson: Constitution Hater and President
historical-nonfiction:
Thomas Jefferson was not happy with the Constitution, which was created while he was serving as a diplomat in France. He wrote to a friend “There are very good articles in it: & very bad. I do not know which preponderate.” He later elaborated, “what I do not like…[is] the omission of a bill of rights.” More disturbing was “the abandonment in every instance of the...
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I hope the password for Rick Santorum’s LinkedIn account was compromised.
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I hope Rick Santorum uses his last hint coin on a hint that tells him to “look at it from another angle.”
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I hope Rick Santorum is trying out for the part of Sharpay in his schools rendition of “High School Musical”, and tells everyone that he looks just like her but no one else sees it.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally clicks the [x] button to close Google Chrome and he thinks it’s not going to close but it does. And he doesn’t have it set so it will save his tabs but he has it set to delete his history every time he closes it.
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I hope Rick Santorum backs into an SUV that belongs to a lawyer who’s trying to sell it.
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i hope rick santorum gets his period in an exam and has to explain to his male teacher that he’s having “girl problems”
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I hope Rick Santorum gets kicked out of every raid in World of Warcraft just for being a huntard.
Anonymous asked: The cutest thing about this blog is that you know that most of these weirdly specific little things just happened to some poor soul and they just had to wish their pain on Rick Santorum.
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I hope Rick Santorum starts liking One Direction but then gets a fact wrong about them and everyone calls him a “Directionator” to the point where he can’t live it down.
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I hope Rick Santorum buys a snack, but then he immediately drops it just as he unwraps it.
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I hope Rick Santorum is on a bridge and people keep telling him to jump, and all he was doing was going for a walk.
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i hope rick santorum plays a copy of earthbound with the anti-piracy code set, so when he gets to the end of the game, it loses his save.
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I hope Rick Santorum is trying to stream something and when it finally finishes buffering he moves forward to press play and accidentally clicks a link that leads to another page.
