I hope Rick Santorum buys a snack, but then he immediately drops it just as he unwraps it.
I hope Rick Santorum is on a bridge and people keep telling him to jump, and all he was doing was going for a walk.
i hope rick santorum plays a copy of earthbound with the anti-piracy code set, so when he gets to the end of the game, it loses his save.
I hope Rick Santorum is trying to stream something and when it finally finishes buffering he moves forward to press play and accidentally clicks a link that leads to another page.
Fred Rogers wasn’t Jesus, he wasn’t perfect, but what he was to millions of children was a person who seemed to genuinely care about them no matter what color they were or where they lived. He didn’t judge us but accepted us just the way we were. He was more like Jesus than a lot of Christians will ever be.
I hope Rick Santorum finally finds a good TV show to watch but the episode is almost over.
bonecrusherrr asked: This isn't a question. This tumblr-bomb is beyond awesome.
I hope Rick Santorum stubs his toe and when his wife asks “Are you okay?” he yells at her because the pain is unbearable and she becomes mildly distant for the next half hour.
I hope rick santorum misses the memo about not being able to touch MC Hammer
Anonymous asked: I'M SORRY BUT OBAMA SUCKS. he has lead this country terribly and he is not going to win.
thelittlearchangelthatcould asked: About the twitter thing...I want to like the idea, but I worry that if Santorum sees the blog he might just twist it around to make it reflect badly on his opposition. Not saying he WILL, just saying it's something he's done plenty of times before and it might be something to think about.
I hope Rick Santorum bids on an item on eBay and gets really excited because it’s the last couple minutes but then gets outbid in the last ten seconds.
I hope Rick Santorum can’t watch the Canadian Grand Prix live, and has to make do with extended highlights.
I hope Rick Santorum says to his friend, “Guess what I want to do,” but his friend keeps guessing things so Rick can never tell his friend what he wants to do.
everyone tweet www.ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com to #Santorum #PatriotVoices. thanks.