June 2012
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BIG GAY RANT.
—amoviescriptending:
Some ignorant things my mom said today just put me in the mood to rant about all of the horseshit that I’ve heard/experienced lately, specifically related to LGBT. I’ve been so annoyed with everything that my friends, family and my girlfriend’s family have said lately, that trying to be the “bigger person” is just not gonna happen right now. First off, don’t fucking...
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I hope Rick Santorum gets out of school in late May, but has to go back the first week of August so his friends in other counties/parishes laugh at him.
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omfg I live in Chicago and I live really close to the convention center where the Conservative Political Action Conference is being held, and just knowing that Santorum is so close to my housesdklfjswoeirufl. I want to just tell him a whole bunch of “I hope Rick Santorum” jokes.
Speaking of which: I hope Rick Santorum goes to take his picture in the reflection of The Bean thinking...
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I hope all of Rick Santorum’s dollar bills are too wrinkled for the vending machine.
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I hope all the girls mentioned in Mambo No. 5 are also names of Rick Santorum’s ex-girlfriends whose breakups with him were unpleasant, so every time it comes on he almost has a neurotic breakdown.
Anonymous asked: I saw your blog on a news article and i was like OMG I FOLLOW THIS BLOG!
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I hope Amon takes Rick Santorum’s bending away.
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I hope Rick Santorum looks at his final and realizes that he studied the wrong chapters.
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I hope Rick Santorum accidentally washes his favorite wool sweater in hot water and it shrinks so much it can only be worn by a toddler.
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i hope rick santorum sees the perfect maxi skirt in forever 21 and when he reaches for it they’re just really ugly pants.
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I hope Rick Santorum opens up his car door with seeing another car coming and loses his car door in the process.
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I hope Rick Santorum sees the best sweater vest ever, but when he tries to order it he finds out that it was part of a special line that was discontinued.
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I hope Rick Santorum meets Carly Rae Jepsen and she doesn’t give him her number.
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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
yemoja:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint...
angrypteris:
i don’t think people understand that being “socially awkward” goes far beyond acting like zooey deschanel and michael cera’s lovechild
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I hope Rick Santorum is the person Carly Simon sings about in “You’re So Vain.”
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Anonymous asked: Who runs this blog?
ihopericksantorum:
I hope when Rick Santorum drops his Nokia phone, it breaks.
