i hope rick santorum sees the perfect maxi skirt in forever 21 and when he reaches for it they’re just really ugly pants.
I hope Rick Santorum opens up his car door with seeing another car coming and loses his car door in the process.
I hope Rick Santorum sees the best sweater vest ever, but when he tries to order it he finds out that it was part of a special line that was discontinued.
I hope Rick Santorum meets Carly Rae Jepsen and she doesn’t give him her number.
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
yemoja: it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th a nigga was stressed and depressed walking home like “how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself” on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom luckily they had this program “read away your fees” or some shit like that every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off my niggas. my mother aint...
angrypteris: i don’t think people understand that being “socially awkward” goes far beyond acting like zooey deschanel and michael cera’s lovechild
I hope Rick Santorum is the person Carly Simon sings about in “You’re So Vain.”
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I hope when Rick Santorum drops his Nokia phone, it breaks.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to change the radio station when a song he hates comes on, only to realize it’s playing on his other favorite station.
I hope Rick Santorum posts sarcastic things on Facebook that people don’t understand and gets yelled at for it because everyone is offended.
I hope Rick Santorum is the last of his friends to learn how to ride a bike and they all make fun of him.
Barack sings Call Me Maybe. Just click.
I hope Rick Santorum buys a live album of his favourite band and the separate tracks aren’t gapless