June 2012
259 posts
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WatchBarack sings Call Me Maybe. Just click.
I hope Rick Santorum buys a live album of his favourite band and the separate tracks aren’t gapless
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strangesleep-deactivated2012071 asked: God bless you and god bless the power of friendship (not directed at Rick Santorum, he doesn't get to be my friend)
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I hope Rick Santorum only gets one line in his school play and the flaky kids that don’t go to rehearsals get the leads.
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strangesleep:
Anyone wanna tutor me in geometry, chapter 11 {volume and surface area of spheres, pyramids, cones, prisms, and cylinders}
Help her out! http://strangesleep.tumblr.com/ask
I hope Rick Santorum goes paintballing but when he tries to fire a paintball the recoil hits him in the face.
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I hope Rick Santorum forgets to double tap.
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“Look, guys. No matter what a girl does, no matter how she’s dressed, no matter...”
– Vice President Joe “the BAMF” Biden, in a speech launching the federal government’s campaign to fight sexual violence on college campuses (via girl-non-grata)
I hope that every time Rick Santorum tries to sleep in, his neighbor decides to mow the lawn at 8 in the morning
I hope Rick Santorum experiences every video as if the audio and video are out of sync. Forever.
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t win a prize in a claw machine.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to make a cup of tea and then the string breaks off of his teabag and he has to reach into the hot tea to pull it out.
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I hope Rick Santorum pays to go see Summer Jam, and gets disappointed when he finds out Nicki Minaj gets cancelled.
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“Internet explorer is coming to XBox” Can I use it to download Firefox like normal?
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I hope Rick Santorum gets in major hype for E3 this year thinking Microsoft is actually gonna have a promising event show only to be majorly disappointed by it.
I hope Rick Santorum wrote stories on fanfiction.net that had to be deleted because of Critics United.
I hope Rick Santorum’s school is canceled on account of snow, but he gets woken up at 5 AM and can’t go back to sleep.
I hope everyone finds out that it was in fact rick santorum who let the dogs out
