I hope Rick Santorum gets in major hype for E3 this year thinking Microsoft is actually gonna have a promising event show only to be majorly disappointed by it.
I hope Rick Santorum wrote stories on fanfiction.net that had to be deleted because of Critics United.
I hope Rick Santorum’s school is canceled on account of snow, but he gets woken up at 5 AM and can’t go back to sleep.
I hope everyone finds out that it was in fact rick santorum who let the dogs out
i love all my followers i wish i could hug all you fine ladies and gents.
I hope Rick Santorum is watching Friends and it turns out to be a flashback episode.
I hope Rick Santorum tells a hilarious joke but only Obama hears it and when he tells it everybody laughs.
i hope rick santorum closes his tumblr tab right when he’s ten pages into a great blog he just found and he can’t remember the name of it and can never find it again
I hope Rick Santorum finds a five dollar bill on the ground and smiles to himself, only to hear someone asking if anyone has seen five dollars because they lost it. Then, he either has to face the impending guilt of keeping it, or give it back to the person who lost it with a disappointed look on his face.
Off-topic: It's my best friend's birthday today... →
Just a simple “happy birthday” would mean a lot. I’m being as genuine and sincere as possible right now through text on a screen, but I’ve known her for a few years now and although she’s an “online” friend, she’s one of the greatest persons I’ve got the opportunity to know. I would appreciate it, that’s all, and I’d like to think...
I hope Rick Santorum gets a huge pimple on the tip of his nose right around Christmas and everyone calls him Rudolph.
I hope Rick Santorum gets all excited about a new message, but it’s just from TumblrBot.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally wears a red top and khaki pants when he has to stop by Target.
I hope that for the next week Rick Santorum keeps getting in awkward and hard to explain situations and is always saying “This isn’t what it looks like,” and then it haunts him, for the rest of his life because his friends joke about it.
At the Olympic games, that’s when the zombie plague is going to spread like wildfire - the imminent doom is upon us. Be prepared friends, and don’t forget to double tap. Dear God don’t forget to double tap.
I hope Rick Santorum comes up with what he thinks is a brilliant new theory regarding his favorite fandom, but when he posts it on a forum it turns out that everyone’s heard it before.
Anonymous asked: Cracked(.)com linked your blog in an article about the zombie news :O