May 2012
196 posts
I hope Rick Santorum totals his car right after filling up the gas.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to run for Prime Minister next but is beaten in a landslide by Harold Saxon.
I hope that Rick Santorum realizes that the annoying ringing sound in his ear is his voice.
I hope Rick Santorum makes it all the way to Mount Doom in Mordor only to have the ring stolen by Gollum.
I hope Rick Santorum has always wanted to overcome his fear of snowboarding, so when he tries it out for the first time, he goes over his first jump with too much vigor and ricochets off the curve and backflips into the air - but instead of wiping out horribly, he just continues whirling off helicopter-style into space.
i hope rick santorum goes to disneyland and the employees forget to tell him to have a magical day
I hope Rick Santorum hits every red light when he’s running late to work.
I hope Rick Santorum gets out of the shower and all of the towels are damp
I hope Rick Santorum sits down to take his final exam and realizes that the main essay question is on a topic that he didn’t study that well.
I hope rick santorum is on a bus and he decides to listen to music but it’s at the maximum volume, and everyone is staring at him after he freaks out.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to put on his tie, but can never get it just right.
I hope Rick Santorum thinks up really good and creative ideas for his projects but other people keep copying them and taking credit.
I hope Rick Santorum wakes up on a winter morning and finds the nutella is cold and it wont spread.
I hope Rick Santorum gets all excited for his birthday and goes around the whole day waiting for someone to say “happy birthday” and no one does.
I hope Rick Santorum never finds Carmen SanDiego.
I hope when Rick Santorum goes strawberry picking, the biggest, reddest strawberry has a slug on it, and he doesn’t notice until after his fingers are covered in slug juice.
I hope Rick Santorum gets emotionally attached to Glee.
I hope Rick Santorum’s pen slips while he’s writing his name and it looks like he misspelled his own name to everybody.
