I Hope Rick Santorum: Archive

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littlelionsam: ihopericksantorum: To think people are actually voting for this guy well it IS going to matter to you when the entire economy collapses, people everywhere are homeless and sick because they can’t fucking afford a house or apartment or medicine, and the citizens of the US are going to start a revolution because you fucking ruined their country. jesus christ. saying that you...

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum gets midnight tickets to the Hunger Games then realizes he’s not going to be in town so he sells them to a friend and a week later his mom calls to tell him he’s not leaving town that weekend and now doesn’t have tickets to see The Hunger Games.

Mar 19th

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To think people are actually voting for this guy

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum is putting on his mascara in the morning and stabs his eye with his mascara wand.

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum is watching anime but when he clicks part 3 it has been removed due to copyright.

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum is eternally unsuccessful in his quest to find a Twinkie, and always winds up with Sno Balls.

Mar 19th

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Anonymous asked: Who runs this blog?

ihopericksantorum:

Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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ciarak asked: I read through all 123 pages of this magnificent blog. Took me 3 days.

Mar 19th

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i hope rick santorum works out frequently and loses 10 pounds but gets lazy and gains 20 pounds.

Mar 19th

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i hope rick santorum becomes Gotham’s most wanted.

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum’s toaster waffles still have that wet, freezer taste.

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum spells “your” instead of “you’re” in an email to his English professor but doesn’t realize his mistake until he’s already hit send and can’t take it back, and then feels terrible shame and dreads going to class

Mar 19th

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i hope rick santorum gets penises drawn all over his shipping chart by dave.

Mar 19th

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I hope rick santorum adds his mom on Facebook and she reports him for harassment.

Mar 19th

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I hope Rick Santorum goes hitchhiking through the galaxy and begins to panic.

Mar 19th

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i hope rick santorum’s mom is putting away the silverware and she puts the little forks with the big forks and he gets really really frustrated and has to re-sort them.

Mar 19th

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Anonymous asked: Don't steal the Rick Santorum signs. Whenever you steal one, they have to go out and buy another one which gives more money to his campaign.

Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional

Mar 19th

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