August 2012
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the rnc
mitt romney: jobs
crowd roars with cheers
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facts are friends
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princess-carolyn asked: That post that you just reblogged about the shooting at the school happened at my school, and I guess to just put this out there, people on twitter from my school are tweeting to lady gaga #gagavisitdaniel because he likes lady gaga a lot apparently, so I guess this is just kind of a could you post this so your followers can see, and hopefully if they have twitter they'll help and send a...
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plot twist: ron paul actually wins the rnc nomination
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Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Politician: ...
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
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thankslilb:
“legitimate rape”
can we all just stop and think about how fucking ridiculous this sounds
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ihopemittromney:
why do negative campaigns almost pick the most depressing photos of their opponent? how can you vote against someone who looks so :( sad? if you really want to hit em where it hurts, make them look happy and douchey. perfect
180mph:
i feel like a lot of the progressives campaigning for civil rights wouldn’t campaign for zombie civil rights
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daveosculation:
obama’s youtube ads are skippable, romney’s aren’t
i hope you think long and hard about who you’re going to vote for
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↖ voting for obama
kevinless:
if you are
a person of color
queer
a woman
and you are part of the republican party, please google Stockholm Syndrome
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Iay opehay Ickray Antorumsay an’tcay eadray Igpay Atinlay.
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I hope Rick Santorum is asked to speak at the Republican National Convention and loses Romney the entire Independent vote.
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There's nothing wrong with being rich
ihopemittromney:
That isn’t the issue with Mitt Romney and the rest of the top 1% earners of America. But there’s definitely a problem with being greedy. That being said, it’s a shame how when certain individuals experience financial gains, the temptation of avarice overcomes them and they start to forget what made them successful in the first place. Don’t talk to me about being a self made...
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A job is a job, which is a lot in today’s economy. Just because some close minded individual thinks same-sex marriage shouldn’t happen, it doesn’t mean that everyone working under him does. It’s a tough pill to swallow knowing that you’re arguably supporting a wrong cause in a sense, but no one has the luxury of quitting their job to make a point — especially in...
Just a reminder...
ihopemittromney:
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↖ voting for obama
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A timeline of events
andyandtherobot:
Taken from here (thanks StumbleUpon)
1980: Ronald Reagan runs for president, promising a balanced budget
1981 - 1989: With support from congressional Republicans, Reagan runs enormous deficits, adds $2 trillion to the debt.
1993: Bill Clinton passes economic plan that lowers deficit, gets zero votes from congressional Republicans.
1998: U.S. deficit disappears for the first...
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I hope Rick Santorum went along with Curiosity in Mars - and stays there.
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ihopemittromney:
I hope Mitt Romney loses the $10,000 bet he made with Rick Perry.
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I hope Rick Santorum has no one to teach him how to Dougie.
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I hope Rick Santorum orders a wig for his cosplay way in advance, but it still doesn’t arrive in time for his con.
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I hope Rick Santorum has Dish Network so he can’t watch Mob Week on AMC.
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