June 2012
259 posts
bonecrusherrr asked: This isn't a question. This tumblr-bomb is beyond awesome.
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum stubs his toe and when his wife asks “Are you okay?” he yells at her because the pain is unbearable and she becomes mildly distant for the next half hour.
Jun 9th
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I hope rick santorum misses the memo about not being able to touch MC Hammer 
Jun 9th
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Anonymous asked: I'M SORRY BUT OBAMA SUCKS. he has lead this country terribly and he is not going to win.
Jun 9th
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thelittlearchangelthatcould asked: About the twitter thing...I want to like the idea, but I worry that if Santorum sees the blog he might just twist it around to make it reflect badly on his opposition. Not saying he WILL, just saying it's something he's done plenty of times before and it might be something to think about.
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum bids on an item on eBay and gets really excited because it’s the last couple minutes but then gets outbid in the last ten seconds.
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum can’t watch the Canadian Grand Prix live, and has to make do with extended highlights.
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum says to his friend, “Guess what I want to do,” but his friend keeps guessing things so Rick can never tell his friend what he wants to do.
Jun 9th
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everyone tweet www.ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com to #Santorum #PatriotVoices. thanks.
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum sees someone driving ‘round town with the girl that he loves, and is like, “Fuck you.”
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum’s peanut butter is so close to being solid that he can’t spread it without ripping the bread.
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum tries to make a cash-only purchase and finds that he is one penny short.
Jun 9th
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I hope Rick Santorum has terrible gas that ruins his dining experience. 
Jun 9th
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On the News With Thom Hartmann: A Study Shows That... →
House Democrats are looking out for working class Americans. A group of lawmakers led by Representative Jesse Jackson, Jr. have introduced legislation to raise the current minimum wage from $7.25 an hour to $10 an hour. The bill is named “The Catching Up to 1968 Act” since the minimum wage in 1968 would today be worth more than $10 an hour – three dollars more than where the minimum...
Jun 9th
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