I Hope Rick Santorum

—amoviescriptending:

Some ignorant things my mom said today just put me in the mood to rant about all of the horseshit that I’ve heard/experienced lately, specifically related to LGBT. I’ve been so annoyed with everything that my friends, family and my girlfriend’s family have said lately, that trying to be the “bigger person” is just not gonna happen right now. First off, don’t fucking tell me to “try and understand” why people are uncomfortable with me being a lesbian and in a same-sex relationship, or that it is hard for them - oh no, the poor, homophobic straight people. Are they the ones who are denied basic rights? Are they the ones who are told by their family members that they are a disgusting sin in this world? Are they beat or murdered simply for being themselves? NO. THEREFORE, IT IS NOT MY JOB TO WAIT FOR YOU TO EDUCATE YOURSELF ON SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY FORMED CLOSE-MINDED, HOMOPHOBIC OPINIONS ABOUT - (which may or may not ever even happen). If you can be that ignorant and idiotic, then you need to be fucking informed of just how ignorant and idiotic you are. There is NO excuse for hate.

My life has really got to the point where I feel almost NO support from any of my friends or family, who act like they are all supportive, but when it comes down to actually SHOWING IT, are nowhere to be found. And, now I am at the point where I am done with any bullshit from anyone. It’s stupid that some people think (more like, have showed me) that just because I am so passionate about LGBT rights, and always speaking out against hate and discrimination, that somehow - in their minds - I live this angry, miserable life, (all because I decide to stand up for myself and equality for everyone). If everyone just decided to keep quiet, shut their mouths when they are told to, and never speak up about discrimination, then the world today would be a very different place. So the next time someone tells me to think of the ~poor homophobic hateful straight people having a hard time dealing with me being gay~ ..I’ll be quick to tell them to shove it up their ass! :D

Preach.

I hope Rick Santorum gets out of school in late May, but has to go back the first week of August so his friends in other counties/parishes laugh at him.

omfg I live in Chicago and I live really close to the convention center where the Conservative Political Action Conference is being held, and just knowing that Santorum is so close to my housesdklfjswoeirufl. I want to just tell him a whole bunch of “I hope Rick Santorum” jokes.

Speaking of which: I hope Rick Santorum goes to take his picture in the reflection of The Bean thinking it’d make an adorable Facebook profile photo, and all of his friends make fun of him because of how cliche it is

I hope all of Rick Santorum’s dollar bills are too wrinkled for the vending machine.

I hope all the girls mentioned in Mambo No. 5 are also names of Rick Santorum’s ex-girlfriends whose breakups with him were unpleasant, so every time it comes on he almost has a neurotic breakdown.

I hope Amon takes Rick Santorum’s bending away. 

I hope Rick Santorum looks at his final and realizes that he studied the wrong chapters.

I hope Rick Santorum accidentally washes his favorite wool sweater in hot water and it shrinks so much it can only be worn by a toddler.

i hope rick santorum sees the perfect maxi skirt in forever 21 and when he reaches for it they’re just really ugly pants. 

I hope Rick Santorum opens up his car door with seeing another car coming and loses his car door in the process.

I hope Rick Santorum sees the best sweater vest ever, but when he tries to order it he finds out that it was part of a special line that was discontinued.

I hope Rick Santorum meets Carly Rae Jepsen and she doesn’t give him her number.

yemoja:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

angrypteris:

i don’t think people understand that being “socially awkward” goes far beyond acting like zooey deschanel and michael cera’s lovechild

I hope Rick Santorum is the person Carly Simon sings about in “You’re So Vain.”

ihopericksantorum:

I hope when Rick Santorum drops his Nokia phone, it breaks. 

I hope Rick Santorum tries to change the radio station when a song he hates comes on, only to realize it’s playing on his other favorite station.

I hope Rick Santorum posts sarcastic things on Facebook that people don’t understand and gets yelled at for it because everyone is offended.

I hope Rick Santorum is the last of his friends to learn how to ride a bike and they all make fun of him.

I hope Rick Santorum buys a live album of his favourite band and the separate tracks aren’t gapless

I hope Rick Santorum only gets one line in his school play and the flaky kids that don’t go to rehearsals get the leads.

strangesleep:

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I hope Rick Santorum goes paintballing but when he tries to fire a paintball the recoil hits him in the face. 

I hope Rick Santorum forgets to double tap.

I hope that every time Rick Santorum tries to sleep in, his neighbor decides to mow the lawn at 8 in the morning

I hope Rick Santorum experiences every video as if the audio and video are out of sync. Forever.

I  hope  Rick  Santorum  doesn’t  win  a  prize  in  a  claw  machine.

I hope Rick Santorum goes to make a cup of tea and then the string breaks off of his teabag and he has to reach into the hot tea to pull it out.

I hope Rick Santorum pays to go see Summer Jam, and gets disappointed when he finds out Nicki Minaj gets cancelled.

“Internet explorer is coming to XBox”

Can I use it to download Firefox like normal?

I hope Rick Santorum gets in major hype for E3 this year thinking Microsoft is actually gonna have a promising event show only to be majorly disappointed by it.

I hope Rick Santorum wrote stories on fanfiction.net that had to be deleted because of Critics United.

I hope Rick Santorum’s school is canceled on account of snow, but he gets woken up at 5 AM and can’t go back to sleep.  

I hope everyone finds out that it was in fact rick santorum who let the dogs out 

i love all my followers i wish i could hug all you fine ladies and gents.

I hope Rick Santorum is watching Friends and it turns out to be a flashback episode. 

I hope Rick Santorum tells a hilarious joke but only Obama hears it and when he tells it everybody laughs.