May 2012
196 posts
I hope Rick Santorum gets asked to prom, but later finds out it was a prank.
I hope Rick Santorum posts a nude “in the mirror” bathroom iPhone pic of himself on tumblr but gets no “LIKES.”
I hope Rick Santorum buys a new ipod and when he goes to sync it, it erases all of his songs from itunes.
I hope Rick Santorum missed the finale of Saturday Night Live, so when his friends are talking about how sad it was when Kristen Wiig left he doesn’t know what they’re talking about and feels left out.
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I hope Rick Santorum’s older brother says that he’s going to take him to moon and then he goes and gets his coat and shoes and his older brother turns out to not be able to take him to the moon.
I hope Rick Santorum checks his wife’s browser history and finds out that she has a tumblr and has been submitting to this blog daily.
I hope Rick Santorum forgets his towel every time he gets out of the shower.
I hope Rick Santorum steals a balloon on “Free Ballon Day”.
I hope Rick Santorum wakes up in the middle of the night and hears his dog whining to go out but he doesn’t think anything of it, and then when he wakes up he discovers that his dog pooped on his bed because it couldn’t go outside.
I hope Rick Santorum falls asleep in his spanish class and the kid next to him wakes him up, and jolts him awake, causing him to scream while the teacher is in the middle of a lesson then he has to do the awkward walk of shame to the office.
i hope rick santorum finally has time to play Diablo III only to get error 37 every time he tries to play.
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I hope Rick Santorum draws a really good circle but then Squidward tells him it was bad and from that day on he can’t draw a good circle ever again.
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I hope Rick Santorum sniffs a flower and inhales a bee.
pamperedmoose asked: in an episode of veronica mars, someone at her high school blackmails and outs a group of gay kids. the pseudonym the asshole uses? rick santorum. i fucking kid you not. the episode came out in 2004.
I hope Rick Santorum scores a 1 on his World History AP Exam. It’s funny because I’m sure he actually would.
I hope that Rick Santorum gets put into Slytherin even though he asked the Sorting Hat not to.
