I hope Rick Santorum tries to conquer the world but gets beaten up by the Hulk.
I hope Rick Santorum is giving a speech and the fire alarm goes off, but he tells everyone to stay calm and seated because there’s no fire. But the fire marshal tells everyone there IS a fire and he gets fined for telling everyone not to evacuate.
I hope half of Rick Santorum’s followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
I hope Rick Santorum loses his DVD of The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride, and has to watch it online with really slow internet.
I hope Rick Santorum has to listen to Patrick’s real parents saying “where’s Patrick?” all day.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally changes his relationship status on facebook to “in a relationship”, but he isn’t so he has to change it back to “single” and everyone comments and likes the status, so he has to explain that it was an accident and he was never in a relationship.
I hope Rick Santorum gets all comfortable in bed only to realize he has to pee.
I hope Rick Santorum is hanging out at a fight club late at night, when a strong urge to sing the Goofy Goober theme song overcomes him.
I hope Rick Santorum finally musters up the courage to come out to his loved ones, but they all ruin his big moment by brushing him off and saying, “We already knew!”
I hope Rick Santorum’s roommate wakes up at 6 in the morning and makes a lot of noise so he ends up waking up 2 hours earlier than planned.
I hope no one tells Rick Santorum that Homestuck is on hiatus, so he keeps refreshing the page every hour with no update.
I hope Rick Santorum chokes at his NYADA audition.
I hope Rick Santorum opens a bag of chips and the air to chips ratio is 80 to 20.
I hope Rick Santorum finds the TARDIS in his backyard only to find out the Doctor is here to save the Earth by dropping him into a supernova.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to catch a shiny Geodude, but it uses self-destruct.
I hope that Rick Santorum has just sold a bunch of fruit and made a lot of bells and then his DS turns off and so he has to deal with
I hope Rick Santorum sings his ABCs, but next time, no one sings with him.
i hope rick santorum walks face-first into a sliding glass door.
I hope Rick Santorum reads that forBiden love fanfic and feels left out and slightly jealous.