June 2012
259 posts
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WatchAnd that’s how Bugs Bunny ended the zombie apocalypse.
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I hope when Rick Santorum checks out a library book he forgets about it for months and racks up a huge library fine.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to give a presentation on his laptop for his college American History class of 200 people and hooks the whole thing up to the overhead projector before opening it and when he does the whole class sees the porn he forgot to close from the night before.
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May 2012
196 posts
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police:...
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Chip Skylark writes a song about Rick Santorum called ‘Icky Ricky’
I hope Rick Santorum says the “M” word in a theatre and then has bad luck in acting for the rest of his life.
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I hope whenever someone farts everyone just assumes it’s Rick Santorum.
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Mitt Romney is a Unicorn →
Until we get verified DNA tests proving that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn, I refuse to believe that he is a viable candidate for the position as the leader of the free world.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets his ringtone changed to the Unsolved Mysteries theme whenever he isn’t looking, so whenever his phone rings next he’s afraid to answer it.
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I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t read World War Z or The Zombie Survival Guide.
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I hope Rick Santorum tries to be sneaky and take a picture of someone only to find out he left his sound on so it makes that really awkward snap sound out of the blue.
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I hope Rick Santorum plays MW3 and the FMG9 is the only gun he knows how to use and he tries to use it it in a private match, but the host restricts that weapon so he uses default classes and sucks more than he did at first.
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I hope Rick Santorum reaches 999 followers and never gains another follower again.
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Anonymous asked: Your post about the zombie apocalypse is really not that funny. Not only have you connected a bunch of explainable and ridiculously unconnected events to imply something really terrible is about to happen, but you're actually freaking people out, especially people who really *do* live in South Florida. Douchey move, bro. It ain't qt or funny to cause panic.
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your blog was mentioned in this article that Edgar...
http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us
But as Tumblr blogger “I Hope Rick Santorum” helpfully points out in an appropriately viral post, this latest incident is not so much a warning shot as it is another in a disconcertingly intensifying stream of zombie-invoking headlines — all from the past two weeks, and all from the Sunshine...
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I hope Rick Santorum gets one of these after wanting one forever and then keeps crossing his arms the wrong way and his friends always laugh at him.
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Recommend me some good zombie movies?
I hope Rick Santorum searches in name in the tumblr tags.
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I hope Rick Santorum is the first victim of the imminent Zombie Apocalypse.
i hope rick santorum is the lead in his school play and someone says wishes him good luck instead of ‘break a leg’.
I hope Rick Santorum gets banned from TinierMe for something he didn’t even do.
I hope the next time Rick Santorum is in NYC he bumps into Murph from College Humor… and offends him.
I hope Rick Santorum gets a Frappuccino, but the barista doesn’t blend it long enough, so all the good stuff is at the bottom and the rest is just soggy ice.
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in...
I hope Rick Santorum orders a chocolate lava cake from Dominos and when he finally gets it and bites into it there is’t any chocolate lava sauce, only empty promises and hot air.
i hope rick santorum eats a brownie thinking it’s made out of ordinary chocolate, but is actually made with chocolate ex-lax
I hope rick santorum uses invisalign but everyone notices
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I hope Rick Santorum’s pet alien plant eats everyone he loves.
i hope Steve Wilkos throws a chair at Rick Santorum
I hope Rick Santorum’s cookie is too big to fit in the glass of milk so he has to eat a little of it before he can dunk it.
I hope Rick Santorum finds a really big spider in his shower and is too scared to step in there.
I hope Rick Santorum starts enjoying a bottle of his favorite Diet drink, only to realize halfway through drinking it that he picked up the full calorie version, not the Diet version.
I hope Rick Santorum’s favorite memes get overused and spammed into oblivion until he can’t stand to see them anymore. Then I hope that they make a comeback a year later and everyone else has lots of fun spamming them while he still can’t stand them.
I hope that no one ever clicks “read more” on Rick Santorum’s feels posts.
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t get invited to any Memorial Day parties
I hope Rick Santorum is eating a jam donut with his shirt off, and when he bites into the donut, the jam squirts out all over his chest and then everybody laughs at him and then he has to face the mild discomfort of a sticky chest, and the slight inconvenience of having to go and wash the jam off of his chest.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally insults Chuck Norris and immediately apologizes only to realize that Chuck always accepts apologies with roundhouse kicks.
I hope Rick Santorum can never grab someone sexy and tell them ‘hey.’
I hope Rick Santorum is playing Halo and no one believes he’s not a 7 year old girl.
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t wear green all week, but then on the one day he is supposed to not wear green, he does.
I hope in every awkward situation, Rick Santorum is “that guy”.
I hope the next time Rick Santorum is eating an oreo, he leaves it in the milk a little too long and has to watch it break and sink to the bottom of the cup.
i hope rick santorum is really excited to eat the first m&m in his bag of peanut m&ms and there is no peanut in it.
I hope every couple on Rick Santorum’s favourite TV show kiss except his OTP.
South Korea to chemically castrate repeat child... →
South Korea will chemically castrate a repeat sex offender who raped children in the country’s first use of a recently implemented law.
