I hope Rick Santorum pours himself a bowl of cereal and he pours a little too much, so when he adds the milk a few pieces of cereal fall out of his bowl.
i hope rick santorum thinks that he is getting a text when really he is just imagining things
I hope Rick Santorum posts his Sherlock/Doctor Who AU fan fiction to Fanfiction.net but it gets worse reviews than My Immortal.
I hope Rick Santorum’s soufflés collapse.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to McDonald’s to get a Shamrock Shake and they’re all out.
I hope Rick Santorum texts his mom “one sec” and his phone autocorrects it to “one sex” and they have to have an awkward conversation the next time he sees her.
themightynarwhal asked: Following up on what that person said about the light, I vote we replace all "that's so gay" comments with "that's so Santorum."
thequaddle asked: Today my friend and I were trying to hang a light, and this goddamned light would not stick to the fucking wall. It was frustrating, to say the least. After probably our 83rd try to hang it, my friend goes, "This light is the Rick Santorum of lights. I mean, if Rick Santorum were a light, he would be this fucking light." Though I'm sure most people who follow this blog already do...
I hope Rick Santorum tries to play Little Big Planet but doesn’t realize you have to press R1 to grab onto things because his TV is too small to see the instruction.
I hope Rick Santorum cannot beat Virgil in Devil May Cry 3 and every time just before he dies Virgil says “You are not worthy of my opponent.”
What does being an American mean to you?
Anonymous asked: omg i definitely submitted "i hope rick santorum spends hours looking for his sunglasses and then realizes theyve been on his head the whole time" like 2 months ago and then you posted it as yours... fvnsdjkvndskj
I hope Rick Santorum’s Livejournal account crashes and just before he’s about to shift over to dreamwidth they close public account making so he’s stuck on livejournal forever. I hope Rick Santorum goes to work and sneezes on somebody important so they tell him to go home except his car breaks down so he has to take three buses to get to his house and he ends up taking four...
Anonymous asked: Can you post this on you tube so that it gets wider coverage and takes this fool down once and for all?
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally clicks “Send image” everytime he wants to save an image, and he has to wait for Outlook Express to open.
I hope Rick Santorum is walking somewhere in public with headphones on and lets out a fart he doesn’t realize is audible.
I hope Rick Santorum’s cat pees an all the things he loves.
Rick Santorum is a fucking douchebag.
I hope Rick Santorum is about to accept his award for best male model only to find out he lost to Hansel.