March 2012
1,638 posts
I hope Rick Santorum is prompted to save changes on a Word document and he accidentally clicks “no”.
I hope Rick Santorum gets the slowest time on the track in Top Gear history.
I hope Rick Santorum loses his Batizoid powers and can’t go on being the ship’s counselor.
I hope Lil Wayne drops the world on Rick Santorum’s head
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally discovers the wonders of 2 Girls 1 Cup. And finds that he just can’t look away…
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I hope Rick Santorum thinks Under Pressure is coming on the radio, only to realize it’s Ice Ice Baby.
I hope Rick Santorum is at the store with his mom and he sees her, so he runs up and hugs her, but it turns out it’s not her.
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Anonymous asked: I hope Rick Santorum sees this tumblr.
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vaspim:
It’s pretty messed up how Rick Santorum was going to call Obama the “N” word. I mean, Nickelback fan? C’mon now.
I hope Rick Santorum is in the car with his parents and a techno song with sexual moans comes on the radio.
i hope someone finishes all the marshmallows in rick santorum’s lucky charms
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Anonymous asked: Every time I see you post something like that last post with the tweet and it has a quote, I always feel like going on some huge rant about it because there's so much just not right about Rick and his ways are not only morally wrong, but also very unconstitutional. I felt the need to say this in place of some rant no one probably cares about. Carry on! :D
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I hope Rick Santorum goes to take the perfect drag off of his cigarette but as soon as he inhales, the wind shifts and all the smoke goes towards his face so he gets second-hand smoke up his nose and in his drag which makes him cough while there’s still smoke in his lungs thus ruining his lungs for the entire rest of the day.
Anonymous asked: How do you share that video on Facebook? Everyone has to see this!
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I hope Rick Santorum accidentally calls Obama the N-word on camera, ending his campaign. Oh wait.
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c0mmas asked: So uh, what's happening to this blog after santorum loses?
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Watch“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
